Focus gummies · 15 single-serve packs
MORON FOCUS
Complete the pairAdd MORON HERO — the night that caused the morning+$30$39Save $9See the full labelFor the morning the night turns into. 50mg of caffeine and 100mg of L-theanine — not a ratio we invented, the actual numbers from the trial the category keeps citing and rarely matches. One pack. No 3pm collapse.
The whole argument
2:1. The ratio, not the vibe.
Caffeine on its own gives you the jitter and the crash. Theanine at twice the caffeine is the combination that's actually been studied for calm, sustained attention — and 50mg with 100mg isn't our interpretation of that research, it's the dose the researchers used. Most focus products print the ratio and pick their own numbers.
MORON FOCUS
50mg : 100mg
A large energy drink
200mg : none
A "focus" gummy
50mg : 50mg, if stated
Coffee
honestly, pretty good
Supplement facts
Five things. All printed.
Short list on purpose. Every nootropic label you've squinted at has fourteen ingredients and no numbers. Here are five, with numbers, and a plain-English explanation of each on the ingredients page.
Supplement Facts
Serving: 1 pack (2 gummies, 5g)
Caffeine (guarana)
50mg — half a coffee, and the dose the study used
L-Theanine
100mg — twice the caffeine, which is the entire point
L-Tyrosine
100mg — below the studied range, and we say so
Vitamin B12
250mcg — methylcobalamin, the usable form
Sugar alcohol (isomalt)
4g — about 10 calories a serving
Added sugar
none. isomalt and a little stevia.
"Proprietary blend"
none. we don't do those.
Other ingredients: isomalt, water, pectin, allulose, citric acid, natural flavours, sunflower lecithin, organic stevia leaf extract, black carrot juice (colour). No artificial flavours. No proprietary blends.
Every active, explained
Four actives. Every one explained.
Short list on purpose. Here is every active, the dose, and why it earns its place — including the one that doesn't do much.
Caffeine (guarana)
50mg
From guarana seed rather than synthesised. 50mg is about half a coffee — and it's the exact amount used in the trial this whole category cites. Guarana also releases it a little more slowly than isolated caffeine, which suits what the theanine is doing.
L-Theanine
100mg
Twice the caffeine dose, because 50mg of caffeine with 100mg of theanine is the pairing that was actually put in front of people in a trial and measured. Not a ratio we reverse-engineered to look clever — the literal numbers from the study.
L-Tyrosine
100mg
Here's the honest version. The research on tyrosine uses two grams and up, and it only does much when you're genuinely depleted — cold, sleepless, hammered by stress. 100mg is what fits in a gummy, and it's less than you'd get from one egg. It's on the label because it's part of what this formula is, and we'd rather tell you where it sits than let you assume it's doing the heavy lifting. The caffeine and the theanine are.
Vitamin B12
250mcg
Methylcobalamin — the form that doesn't need converting first. Cheap to include properly, so there's no excuse for the cyanocobalamin most brands reach for.
The gummy itself
0g sugar
Set with pectin, sweetened with isomalt, allulose and a little stevia. About 10 calories for the pair and no added sugar — which is the one place a focus product taken at your desk every morning genuinely should be different from a sweet.
Step 01
When you'd reach for the second coffee
One pack, two gummies. That's a full serving — not "one to assess tolerance, then four."
Step 02
Count your total caffeine
50mg is about half a coffee. Take it whenever you need to focus — just keep an eye on what else you've had that day, and stop at four packs.
Step 03
That's the whole routine
No loading phase, no cycling protocol, no stack diagram. If a focus product needs a diagram, it's selling you the diagram.
Honest about what this is.
What it is
Caffeine and theanine at the exact doses the research used, a small amount of tyrosine we're honest about, and B12. Four actives, no sugar, portable and countable. Not a nootropic stack, not a substitute for sleep, and not something that makes you cleverer.
What it isn't
A smart drug. A substitute for sleep. Something that makes you cleverer. Coffee does a decent chunk of this — we just made the part it doesn't do measurable, and put it in your pocket.
Questions
Questions? Answered.
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health
Health, made stupidly simple. Full doses, plain words, lab results attached.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Contains caffeine — not recommended for anyone under 18, pregnant, or sensitive to stimulants.
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