Focus gummies · 30 single-serve sachets
MORON FOCUS
For the morning the night turns into. 100mg of caffeine and 200mg of L-theanine at the 2:1 ratio that actually does something, plus alpha-GPC and rhodiola for when you're running on four hours. One sachet. No 3pm collapse.
The whole argument
2:1. The ratio, not the vibe.
Caffeine on its own gives you the jitter and the crash. Theanine at twice the caffeine dose is the combination that's actually been studied for calm, sustained attention. Most focus products either skip the theanine or put in 50mg so they can print the word. We didn't.
MORON FOCUS
100mg : 200mg
A large energy drink
200mg : none
A "focus" gummy
50mg : 50mg, if stated
Coffee
honestly, pretty good
Supplement facts
Five things. All printed.
Short list on purpose. Every nootropic label you've squinted at has fourteen ingredients and no numbers. Here are five, with numbers, and one plain sentence each on the ingredients page.
Supplement Facts
Serving: 1 sachet (2 gummies)
Caffeine (green tea)
100mg — one strong coffee, not three
L-Theanine
200mg — the 2:1 ratio, which is the entire point
Alpha-GPC
300mg — choline, at the dose the studies use
Rhodiola rosea
200mg — 3% rosavins, for fatigue under stress
Vitamin B12
500mcg — methylcobalamin, the usable form
L-Tyrosine
none. the studies use 7g. a gummy can't.
"Proprietary blend"
none. we don't do those.
Other ingredients: pectin, cane sugar, water, citric acid, natural blackcurrant flavour, organic fruit juice (colour). Sugar-free version in development.
Step 01
When you'd reach for the second coffee
One sachet, two gummies. That's a full serving — not "one to assess tolerance, then four."
Step 02
Not after about 4pm
100mg of caffeine at 6pm becomes a 2am problem. We'd genuinely rather you slept — that's half of what the other product is for.
Step 03
That's the whole routine
No loading phase, no cycling protocol, no stack diagram. If a focus product needs a diagram, it's selling you the diagram.
Honest about what this is.
What it is
Caffeine and theanine at the ratio that's actually been studied, plus choline and rhodiola for mornings you didn't earn. Portable, countable, and mostly two ingredients doing the heavy lifting.
What it isn't
A smart drug. A substitute for sleep. Something that makes you cleverer. Coffee does a decent chunk of this — we just made the part it doesn't do measurable, and put it in your pocket.
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health
Health, made stupidly simple. Full doses, plain words, lab results attached.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Contains caffeine — not recommended for anyone under 18, pregnant, or sensitive to stimulants.
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