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MORON HERO

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The actives that do the real work: clear the acetaldehyde, back the liver, and put back what a night out drains. Eight of them, one pack, every milligram printed on the label. Pocket one on the way out.

The whole argument

Eight actives. Every mg printed.

Most recovery gummies run five actives and won't tell you the purity of the one that matters. We run eight, print every milligram, and publish the lab report that checks them. Same pack, same night — more of the label filled in.

MORON HERO

8 actives, all printed

Typical "recovery" gummy

5 actives, purity unstated

Hidden in a blend

unknowable

Supplement facts

The whole label, on the page.

You shouldn't have to squint at a pouch in a shop to find out what you're buying. Here it is, in full, before you spend anything.

Supplement Facts

Serving: 1 pack (2 gummies)

DHM (Dihydromyricetin)

300mg — the dose the studied products use

Milk Thistle Extract

100mg — carried in coconut MCT, so it absorbs

Magnesium

20mg — as citrate, for a diuretic night

Zinc

6mg — as citrate, replacing what alcohol strips

Vitamin B1 (Thiamine)

50mg — alcohol depletes it, so we put it back

B6 · B12 · Folate

2mg · 500mcg · 400mcg — B6 kept low on purpose

Added sugar

7g — it's a gummy. We'd rather print it.

"Proprietary blend"

none. we don't do those.

Other ingredients: organic cane sugar, water, organic tapioca syrup, pectin, organic coconut MCT, natural flavours, citric acid, colour (fruit and vegetable concentrate), sunflower lecithin. Contains: coconut. No melatonin, no proprietary blends.

↗ Independent COA on every batch — see the tests page

Every active, explained

Eight actives. Every one explained.

No blends, no "proprietary" anything. Here is every active ingredient, the dose, and why it earns its place.

DHM (Dihydromyricetin)

300mg

From the Japanese raisin tree, used for exactly this purpose for centuries longer than the supplement industry has existed. 300mg is the dose the studied products use. Worth saying plainly: most of the evidence is animal work and the human research is thin. We dose where the research points and we won't dress that up as proof.

Magnesium

20mg

Alcohol is a diuretic, so you lose magnesium along with the water — and it's tied to the headache and that wrung-out feeling. As citrate, which absorbs well and doesn't need half the gummy to deliver.

Added sugar

It's a gummy, so it's made of sugar — 7g of it, 35 calories a pack. Nobody in this category puts that on their website. We'd rather you knew before you bought fifteen of them than found out from the back of the box.

Milk Thistle Extract

100mg

Your liver does the actual work. Silymarin, the part that matters, barely dissolves in water — so ours sits in coconut MCT and lecithin. That's the difference between a number on a label and something your body can actually pick up.

Zinc

6mg

Alcohol strips zinc, which your body uses for dozens of jobs — including clearing the alcohol itself. As citrate, well absorbed, replacing what the night takes.

B1 · B6 · B12 · Folate

All four

Alcohol burns through B vitamins and you feel it as fog. 50mg of B1 — thiamine, the one drinking genuinely depletes. Folate at 400mcg, methylated. B12 at 500mcg. And B6 at just 2mg, on purpose: too much of it over time damages nerves, and Europe's ceiling is 12mg a day. Three big numbers and one deliberately small one.

Step 01

Rip one open, before you drink

Before or while you're drinking, not after. One pack is one full serving — two gummies, and that's where all eight actives come from. Then another after every five drinks.

No more than four packs in 24 hours

Step 02

Drink a glass of water

There are no electrolytes in here. You'd need around 500mg of sodium for that to mean anything, which is more salt than fits in a gummy — so anyone selling you 150mg is selling you the word, not the mineral. Water is the other half of the job. It's free, it's already in your kitchen, and it genuinely works.

Step 03

Wake up a person

That's the whole routine. No powder to mix, no 6am alarm for a second dose, no morning stack sold separately.

Honest about what this is.

What it is

Eight actives, taken as one pack before or while you drink. It supports your body's own alcohol metabolism, backs your liver, and replaces some of what a night out drains. Every dose printed on the front, including the sugar and the one vitamin we kept deliberately small.

What it isn't

A hangover cure. Permission to go harder. A reason to skip the water. If a brand promises you'll wake up brand new, check whether they printed their doses — they almost never have.

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