The tests

Every batch. Published. Including the boring ones.

An independent lab tests each production batch before it ships. The certificate of analysis goes up here whether it's interesting or not — which, ideally, it never is.

Batch

Produced

Lab

DHM assay

Heavy metals

COA

First batch

Not yet run

Independent ISO 17025 lab — TBC

Pending

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No batches have shipped yet, so there is nothing to publish here — and we're not going to invent numbers to fill the gap. Every batch will be assayed by an independent lab before it ships, and the certificate will appear on this page whether or not it flatters us. A batch coming in under 950mg of DHM gets reworked, not sold, and this table will say so.

We test for

Potency

Does a serving actually contain 1,000mg of DHM? Measured by HPLC, not estimated from the recipe.

We test for

Contaminants

Lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury, plus microbial counts. Botanical extracts are exactly where these turn up.

We don't claim

Clinical trials

We haven't run our own. We're dosing to published third-party research and saying so, rather than implying a study we didn't do.

MORON

health

Health, made stupidly simple. Full doses, plain words, lab results attached.

Products

Proof

Company

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Not a hangover cure — just the stuff a night out drains, put back.