The range
Three products.
Still not a range. HERO is for the night, FOCUS is for the morning it turns into, and CREATINE is for every day in between — it earned its place because five grams a day is one of the few claims this category can actually back. We'd rather make three things and print every number on them than eleven and hide the numbers.
8 actives · 300mg DHM
MORON HERO
Eight actives in a single-serve pack. One before you start and one after every five drinks, up to four in a night, so Saturday night doesn't get to bill you for all of Sunday.
$39
15 packs
4 actives · 50mg : 100mg
MORON FOCUS
Caffeine and theanine at the doses the study actually used. One pack, two gummies, no sugar, no 3pm collapse.
$29
15 packs
1 active · 5g creatine
MORON CREATINE
Five grams of creatine monohydrate. The most studied supplement there is, sold without the patented markup.
$39
30 packs · 5g each
Not out yet
What we're working on
Honest status, because a "coming soon" page with no dates is just a mailing-list trap.
A "sleep stack"
no. everyone has one.
Both, together
MORON BOTH
One pouch of HERO, one of FOCUS. The night, and the morning it turns into. Thirty packs in total, and the cheapest way to find out whether either of them works for you.
MORON
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health
Health, made stupidly simple. Full doses, plain words, lab results attached.
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