The range
Two products.
Still not a range. AFTER is for the night. FOCUS is for the morning it turns into. We'd rather make two things at a full clinical dose than eleven at a sprinkle — so a third shows up when there's an actual reason for it, and not before.
In stock · 9 actives · 1,000mg DHM
MORON AFTER
Nine actives in a single-serve sachet. One before bed, so Saturday night doesn't get to bill you for all of Sunday.
$69
30 sachets
In stock · 5 actives · 2:1 ratio
MORON FOCUS
Caffeine and theanine at the ratio that actually does something. One sachet, two gummies, no 3pm collapse.
$49
30 sachets
Not out yet
What we're working on
Honest status, because a "coming soon" page with no dates is just a mailing-list trap.
Magnesium glycinate
formulation, not yet tested
Electrolytes
probably never. drink water.
A "sleep stack"
no. everyone has one.
Both, together
MORON BOTH
One pouch of AFTER, one of FOCUS. The night, and the morning it turns into. Sixty sachets, which is roughly two months of behaving like an adult about it.
MORON
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health
Health, made stupidly simple. Full doses, plain words, lab results attached.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Not a hangover cure — just the stuff a night out drains, put back.
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